10 Classic Pick-Up Lines That Never Get Old

Pick-up lines: they’re cheesy and they’re overdone. But when you play these cards right, they can get you results. Here’s a look at 10 pick-up lines that have stood the test of time and are good for an advance (or at least good for a laugh!). If you’re a little out of practice, you can always make a booking with one of our gorgeous Sydney escorts and test your lines out without the risk of getting rejected.

1. Smile if you want to have sex with me.

The challenge of trying not to smile after hearing this silly line is too difficult for many women. Even if her grin isn’t legally binding, it can certainly be a great way to start a conversation. This advance can also work well when written on a napkin and passed discretely to the lady you’re interested in.

2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Implying she’s adorable and healthy? That’s a double compliment right there! If she doesn’t crack a giggle at this punny pick-up, you might want to keep looking for a woman with a better sense of humour.

3. How you doin’?

Matt LeBlanc is who we can blame thank for this enduringly popular line. A great aspect of this one is that you can pass it off as an innocent and friendly question if things backfire.

4. You’re like my little toe. I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

100% funny, 0% subtle. This line is great if you want to get straight to the point (with some cheeky humour thrown in to make yourself interesting).

5. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

This is the perfect niche pick-up line for a girl you know is a Harry Potter aficionado. If you make all the right moves after this statement, she may just let you Slyther-in to bed with her.

6. They might ask you to leave soon.

When she seems confused by this, follow up quickly with: “Because you’re making the other girls look bad.” Even if she’s not the competitive type, this line should make her feel special.

7. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to do you on the floor.

This straightforward and crassly funny line works best when you already know she’s interested in sleeping with you. In other scenarios, only those who like to live dangerously should take a risk on a pick-up like this.

8. I think I need a library card because I’m gonna be checking you out.

She doesn’t need to be a ‘geeky girl’ to get a kick out of this novel pick-up line. It makes your attraction to her obvious while also suggesting you’re an intellectual type.

9. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

There’s a fair chance she knows this game already, but – if you’re lucky – she’ll play along anyway. When she admits she doesn’t know the answer and asks what it is, respond with: “I don’t know either, but it’s enough to break the ice!” Coincidentally, this is the perfect segue into our final pick-up line pick…

10. Hi, my name is…

Sometimes, the best approach is the most basic and polite one. If your target is someone who wants to cut through the pretences and create a genuine connection, simply introducing yourself and striking up a natural conversation is the way to go.

The key to keep in mind with any pick-up line is your delivery needs to sell it. You could have the wittiest or most charming line ever invented, but it’ll all be for nothing if you don’t back it with confidence and charisma. Browse our gallery of beautiful escorts to find the perfect lady to test your charm on and call 02 9955 3345 to book your date.